Drunk Tech Review is at the forefront of the drunken tech journalism movement. Okay, they’re probably the only members of the drunken tech journalism movement — at least openly — but they do good work. Someone has to review tech from the stand point of a knowledgeable but degenerate drunk. Will the phone last you late into the night? Is the phone slippery in the hands of a drunk? Will they drink to the iPhone 6 or 6 Plus?

TUAW encourages all readers to drink responsibly, but if you’re not going to, at least know how other drinkers handle the phone. Also, these guys are funny. Enjoy.